Trackhawk, in Rhino

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 06/08/2018 at 11:36 • Filed to: None

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I’ll find out next week if this is mom’s new car or not. She’s looking at a blue Land Cruiser on Saturday, but she’s damn near sold on a Trackhawk.

For Sweden > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 11:41

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Ohio and rinos

Name a more iconic duo

HammerheadFistpunch > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 11:42

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if she wants a fast jeep, the Land Cruiser is going to be a letdown. owing primarily to it not being a fast jeep

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 11:44

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Your mom sounds like one awesome lady

nj959 > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 11:50

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What’s going on with the roof? It looks like it needs to be dusted.

Party-vi > nj959 06/08/2018 at 11:52

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Dunno.

and 100 more > nj959 06/08/2018 at 11:53

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Snow.

Party-vi > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 06/08/2018 at 11:53

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Mom requires power and torque, as is the tradition in my family (except for my sister, but now she’s a Euro-snob).

450X_FTW > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 11:59

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One is full of luxuries and comfort features, made of the most expensive leather, and high end materials. The other is a performance monster that requires you to have a cigarette after each WOT run.

Nibby > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 12:00

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are your parents willing to adopt me

Party-vi > Nibby 06/08/2018 at 12:04

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Shit it was hard enough to keep them from putting me up for adoption.

Party-vi > 450X_FTW 06/08/2018 at 12:04

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This is essentially how I put it to her.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 15:44

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y u mazda6 den tho

Party-vi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/08/2018 at 15:48

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I thought 185hp with a 6-speed would be equivalent to 225hp with a 15 year old auto-5. I was wrong.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 15:52

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It could be worse. I lost a red-light race to a turbo Sonic once.

Party-vi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/08/2018 at 15:53

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I lost one of those to a ‘96 Mustang V6. I was driving my ‘88 Cherokee 4.0L.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 16:08

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Do you miss the E46 yet

Party-vi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/08/2018 at 16:12

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Not really. I miss the stereo.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 16:16

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That’s good because I don’t think it cared for you either

Party-vi > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/08/2018 at 16:19

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E46's are like cats. They don’t care about you, and will do as they please.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Party-vi 06/08/2018 at 17:05

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We have one in out local Dodge store. My mom wouldn’t buy it even though she wants a Cherokee. I told her it’s only twice the price for three times the horsepower than the V6 one she wants... She didn’t see my logic.

deprecated account > Party-vi 06/09/2018 at 02:39

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Dude, your mom is a badass.